BREAKING: 123 Dead In Kwahu As New STD Virus Kills in less than 24hrs

Reported by Sarah

Reports trooping in from Kwahu in the Eastern
region indicate that about 123 people have died
as a result of having unprotected sex which led
them contracting STD virus which doctors
describe as “strange”.
According to Dr. Sena Dagadu, a medical
practitioner at Dagadu Memorial Hospital, the
rate at which people are dying from this strange
STD Virus is very alarming.
Dr. Sena Dagadu whose hospital has so far
recorded most of the death cases says so far
medical checks have proven that an STD virus
which name is yet to be known is the cause of
this unpleasant death.
‘”We are yet to know the exact virus but as it
stands now we can confirm it is an STD virus.
We have taken samples to Korle-Bu to be
checked. This virus kills in less than 24hrs. Most
of the people dead were even died while taking a
break during the ‘game’. About 12 of them died
while on top enjoying the ‘thing'”- he said
Reports on the ground show that, Fiesta
Condoms and Cheers Condoms ran out of stock
on the eve of the Good Friday leaving pleasure
seekers to enjoy themselves without condoms.
A Marketing Executive of DKT International,
Importers of Fiesta Condoms told ondamic.com
that about 6 Million packs of condoms were sold
at a tripled price and yet they ran out of stock.
Though the Climax of the Easter festivities are
yet to begin in Kwahu, we can confirm that
people are on their way back to their respective
towns due to the sudden deadly STD virus.